All in All Bhoni

Disclaimer: All characters in this story are fictional. Story is also fictional. Any resemblance with any living person is as usual coincidence…

Cricket Match.

M.S.Bhoni and Barren Mammi in the middle for Toss. M.S.Bhoni won the toss and elected to Bat.

(aaniye pudunga vendam)

M.S. Bhoni : Dei Kochin inga va, dei southam inga va…

(Kochin Pendulkar and Southam Tin Beer r coming towards Bhoni)

Kochin: (Koundamani slang) Kooptingla na… Kooptingla na…

M.S. Bhoni: ennada kalutha(donkey) vayasaguthu, enna poi anna nu solra…sari irukkatum. Dei Bewag antha bat inga kudu.

(Bewag giving bat to Kochin)

MSB: intha Bat, itha kondu poi Win panrathuku thevaiyana run mattum adi po…

(Telling that MSB turns towards Surat Bholi and Sivraj Ping)

Kochin: Aama thevayana run, theva illatha run nu epdi kandu pudikrathu…

MSB: Nee adikrathu ellamey theva illatha run thaan, poi pudungu po…

(Telling this Bhoni turns other side, Kochin goes to the ground, Bholi and Sivraj Ping following Kochin with Bat)

MSB: (Tensed) Dei neenga engada poringa…

Bholi and Ping: Run adikka

MSB: Runney adika vendaam vangada…

(Hearing this Kochin also walks back to pavilion after facing 2 ball)

MSB (More tensed): Dei Kochin nee enda vantha…

Kochin: Neenga thaana runney adikka vendaamnu soninga athaan.

MSB: Run adikka vendamnu ivngala sonnein… torchure panrangaley… vita kirukanakiduvanga pola…

(Turning towards Darbhajan Ping and Ramesh Saina)

MSB: Neenga rendu perum poi Bowling practice panunga, ponga

(Bawla and Sunaf Retail also going for practice)

MSB: Aama neenga enga da poringa

Bawla and Sunaf Retail: Neenga thana Bowling practice panna soninga…

MSB: ein ithuvara kudutha run pothatha, inimey Ball mela kai vachinga, motha dead body neenga thaanda…

…………………..

(ethuku intha vilambaram)

After North Africa Match…

Peepika Dabukone: (From Crowd) Aha Sivraj Ping Ball a adikrathum, Bashish Pehra Bowling podrathayum pakum pothu, 83 world cup la Gavaskar, Kapil dev patha mathiri irukuthu…

MSB: (Tensed catching Peepika) Aama nee gavaskar, Kapil dev a nerla pathirkiya

Peepika: illa

MSB: 83 world cup a vathu ppathirikiya

Peepika: illa

MSB: apram etha vachu intha moonji (Sivraj) Gavaskar, Intha moonji (Pehra) Kapil nu solra…

Peepika: Solrein thambi solidrein… (pointing Sivraj) ivaruthaan aatam nadakra groundku ellam va, enna pathi pugalnthu pesu, athuvum antha Helicopter Bhoni kathula vilura mathiri kathi(sound a) pesunu sonnarunga…

MSB: (catching Sivraj) Dei ein, ethuku ithu…

Sivraj: Oru vilambaram…

MSB: ennada vilambaram, antha cinema karanga than apdina, nee adikra intha 5, 10 runnuku ithu thevaiya…

Pehra: (excited) inga parunga, enna Machi bindi commandos la kooptaha, Bolkatta night writers la kooptaha. Anga laam pogama en keraham, intha team la vanthu matikitein…

MSB: hukkum Australia la Ricky Ponting kooptaha, England la Andrew strass kooptaha… ennangada color color a real vidringa…

Pothu makkaley ithuku ellam naan porupu illa…

…………….

(bettermas lite)

Freeshanth: (asking Bhoni) enna Bhoni anney, ein sogama irukinga…

Bhoni: Nee veraya… Dei thayir satti thalaiya, athu einda eppo pathalum yeruma saaniya moonjila apuna mathiriye thiriyira…

Freeshanth: athu onnum illa ney, en santhehatha(doubt) thhethu vainganey.

MSB: ennada un santhegam

Freeshanth: intha daylight match la epdiney light eriyuthu

MSB: apdi kelu, ithuku thaan oorukula oru All in All Bhoni venungrathu. Inga pathiya ithu thaan flood light. Ithuku mela irukku paaru athu thaan bulb. Switch potta paleernu eriyum.

Freeshanth: ithula epdine eriyum. (Telling that he breaks the bulb)

MSB: :$ :$ !!!

Dimond Raufel: Aama inga All in All Bhoni yaarunga

Freeshanth: (pointing MSB) ivaruthanga

MSB: dei (Starring at Free.) Athu naan thanunga

Dimond : Sayangalam match irukku Flood lights venum…

MSB: Flood lights e than venuma, intha pantham ellam kolutha mudiyatha…

Dimond: ilinga Flood lights than venum…

MSB: Flood lights laam kudukrathu illa, round thoppi potavangaluku ellam kudukrathu ila,..

Dimond: !!!

MSB: ada po pa…