Inception Chennai Version

Today Morning 8.15 AM, I got into the MTC bus to go to office, Its Peak Hour and to my surprise all MTC Buses leaving Tambaram are almost empty. I got a Windows Seat. And Conductor wished good morning to me, came to my Seat to issue ticket (OMG what is happening). In the next stopping a Beautiful Tamil girl with head phones plugged in her ears, got into the bus and sat next to me. Exactly at the 5th minute she removed the head phones and started to talk to me, until we got down at our office. In my Office the same girl Pinged me all the day, Got my Hike letter. Now I remember one thing, My Totem, It is spinning endlessly. Damn it’s a Dream, and I woke in my office bus, with a kick of speed breaker…

People in the Office bus are singing, talking to each other… This time I am sure and my Totem also spinning endlessly… it’s a Multi Level Dream…

Then I woke in the MTC bus, with a kick from bus conductor – he is yelling like anything – asking for ticket, MTC bus is Jam Packed, I am Standing near the Front Entrance, and people in the Left Side Seats seems like from Counter Strike Game(Covered entire Face).

This time My Totem Toppled…

Just an Imagination for a Prequel

Disclaimer: Resemblance to some other Movie is 200% Coincidence, The Intention is an Imagination For a Prequel To Chennai 28.
No Offense to Anyone. Just for Laugh (If any).

Hero (Shiva) Arrives at Koyambedu Bus Terminus in a Govt. Bus as a Refugee.
Gets a Book in the Street and Starts Playing Book Cricket.
Meets One More fellow (Premji) playing Book Cricket like the hero.
Shiva and Premji reaches Besant Nagar Beach smuggling Cricket Stumps (Hidden inside Fish).
There they starts playing Room Cricket and slowly 2 more fellas (Arvind Akash and Vijay Vasanth) Joins to play Street Cricket.
Now They Get Offer to Play Cricket in Mumbai for a Street Cricket Club.
In Mumbai They defeat Sachin Tendulkar and Sunil Gavaskar in Street cricket.
From There They Goes to WestIndies to Play street Cricket with Vivian Richards and Clive Lloyd and defeats them.
Now Shiva and team became a strong Street Cricket team (Sharks) and moves to Chennai 28

Starter Tips for Treats/Parties

5. Actually Party is durng the starters, Concentrate more on that.


4. Dont order the main Course First.


3. Dont order Coke during Starters.


2. Talk less During Starters are served.


1. Dont Sit in the Corners of the Table.

All in All Bhoni - Blame of Shadows

Disclaimer: Thanks for all, for their support for my Previous Blog. Got No Comment, No Likes... BTW, As Usual all Characters may be fictional. Resemblance with anyone is Pure Coincidence.

Rhakib Al Sahan : Vanakam Thala…

Bhoni : Vanakam Raja, yaru Raja nee…

Rhakib : Naaanga ungala adichirukom la.

Bhoni : Eppa… Intha Australia la pottu 3 Test match la engala oda oda adikringaley, antha group a?…

Rhakib : Illa Thala

Bhoni : Intha England la 4 Test match la moothra santhula pottu kumuru kumuru nu kumirningaley… antha group a?

Rhakib: Illa Thala..

Bhoni : oru edam 2ndu edam na nyabagam irukkum…

Rhakib: ayyo athellam illam… nanga 2007 World cup la ungala adichom…

Bhoni: Dei avangala neee… neenga adichathuku apuram, yaaru adichalum atha thangra sakthi vanthudichu da… epdi Raja irukka…

Rhakib : Cricket munna mathiri illa ettaiya… 20-20, IPL nu vanthudichu… Test match la kooda 20-20 mathiri adikranga… Enga team a nimbi Test aduna ellam thothu porom. Tholile panna mudiyala, enga kooda iruntha England Australia ellam periya ala ayitanga…

Bhoni: moonji laye kuthinana… Epdi Periya al ananga… engala adichu thaan… Intha England Team irukku la… pona varusam Tour Ponom…

Rhakib: oho…

Bhoni: apdi normal mamool ketem, Kochin ku orey oru 100 than kettom… enna Kadupla irunthangalo… orey Run a odi eduthu thalitanga…

Rhakib: ayiyo…

Bhoni: Cricket Training la kooda ithu varaikum yarrum eduthathu illa… apdi irunthu enga David 3 100 edutharu… irunthalum vidaliye… 4 match la yum adichu thaney anupinanga… aana Pasanga rumba nalavainga ya… Sapadu ellam sooper a potainga… saptu Darbajan ku vairu valiye vanthudichu na pathukiyen.

Rhakib: Super ettaiya…

Bhoni: Intha Australia Team Epdi Periya aala aananga… Elaarkitayum poi adi vangitu irunthanga… Naangalum Poi valakam pola Maamool kettom… orrey oru Win than kettom… ivanga enna kobathula irunthangalo… Pora varana ellam koopitu adi adi nu adichu anupitanga…

Rhakib: Ayiyo

Bhoni: Aana ivanga oru padi mela da… ungalala thaaan nanga periya aal anomnu solli shopping, GoKarting laam arrange panranga da…

Rhakib: Sooper Ettaiya… Naanum ungala adichu Periya aala aganumnu mudivu pannitein…

Bhoni: Apdina inga adika vendaam… Unga country ku tour varom… anga vachu pathukalaam…

All in All Bhoni

Disclaimer: All characters in this story are fictional. Story is also fictional. Any resemblance with any living person is as usual coincidence…

Cricket Match.

M.S.Bhoni and Barren Mammi in the middle for Toss. M.S.Bhoni won the toss and elected to Bat.

(aaniye pudunga vendam)

M.S. Bhoni : Dei Kochin inga va, dei southam inga va…

(Kochin Pendulkar and Southam Tin Beer r coming towards Bhoni)

Kochin: (Koundamani slang) Kooptingla na… Kooptingla na…

M.S. Bhoni: ennada kalutha(donkey) vayasaguthu, enna poi anna nu solra…sari irukkatum. Dei Bewag antha bat inga kudu.

(Bewag giving bat to Kochin)

MSB: intha Bat, itha kondu poi Win panrathuku thevaiyana run mattum adi po…

(Telling that MSB turns towards Surat Bholi and Sivraj Ping)

Kochin: Aama thevayana run, theva illatha run nu epdi kandu pudikrathu…

MSB: Nee adikrathu ellamey theva illatha run thaan, poi pudungu po…

(Telling this Bhoni turns other side, Kochin goes to the ground, Bholi and Sivraj Ping following Kochin with Bat)

MSB: (Tensed) Dei neenga engada poringa…

Bholi and Ping: Run adikka

MSB: Runney adika vendaam vangada…

(Hearing this Kochin also walks back to pavilion after facing 2 ball)

MSB (More tensed): Dei Kochin nee enda vantha…

Kochin: Neenga thaana runney adikka vendaamnu soninga athaan.

MSB: Run adikka vendamnu ivngala sonnein… torchure panrangaley… vita kirukanakiduvanga pola…

(Turning towards Darbhajan Ping and Ramesh Saina)

MSB: Neenga rendu perum poi Bowling practice panunga, ponga

(Bawla and Sunaf Retail also going for practice)

MSB: Aama neenga enga da poringa

Bawla and Sunaf Retail: Neenga thana Bowling practice panna soninga…

MSB: ein ithuvara kudutha run pothatha, inimey Ball mela kai vachinga, motha dead body neenga thaanda…

…………………..

(ethuku intha vilambaram)

After North Africa Match…

Peepika Dabukone: (From Crowd) Aha Sivraj Ping Ball a adikrathum, Bashish Pehra Bowling podrathayum pakum pothu, 83 world cup la Gavaskar, Kapil dev patha mathiri irukuthu…

MSB: (Tensed catching Peepika) Aama nee gavaskar, Kapil dev a nerla pathirkiya

Peepika: illa

MSB: 83 world cup a vathu ppathirikiya

Peepika: illa

MSB: apram etha vachu intha moonji (Sivraj) Gavaskar, Intha moonji (Pehra) Kapil nu solra…

Peepika: Solrein thambi solidrein… (pointing Sivraj) ivaruthaan aatam nadakra groundku ellam va, enna pathi pugalnthu pesu, athuvum antha Helicopter Bhoni kathula vilura mathiri kathi(sound a) pesunu sonnarunga…

MSB: (catching Sivraj) Dei ein, ethuku ithu…

Sivraj: Oru vilambaram…

MSB: ennada vilambaram, antha cinema karanga than apdina, nee adikra intha 5, 10 runnuku ithu thevaiya…

Pehra: (excited) inga parunga, enna Machi bindi commandos la kooptaha, Bolkatta night writers la kooptaha. Anga laam pogama en keraham, intha team la vanthu matikitein…

MSB: hukkum Australia la Ricky Ponting kooptaha, England la Andrew strass kooptaha… ennangada color color a real vidringa…

Pothu makkaley ithuku ellam naan porupu illa…

…………….

(bettermas lite)

Freeshanth: (asking Bhoni) enna Bhoni anney, ein sogama irukinga…

Bhoni: Nee veraya… Dei thayir satti thalaiya, athu einda eppo pathalum yeruma saaniya moonjila apuna mathiriye thiriyira…

Freeshanth: athu onnum illa ney, en santhehatha(doubt) thhethu vainganey.

MSB: ennada un santhegam

Freeshanth: intha daylight match la epdiney light eriyuthu

MSB: apdi kelu, ithuku thaan oorukula oru All in All Bhoni venungrathu. Inga pathiya ithu thaan flood light. Ithuku mela irukku paaru athu thaan bulb. Switch potta paleernu eriyum.

Freeshanth: ithula epdine eriyum. (Telling that he breaks the bulb)

MSB: :$ :$ !!!

Dimond Raufel: Aama inga All in All Bhoni yaarunga

Freeshanth: (pointing MSB) ivaruthanga

MSB: dei (Starring at Free.) Athu naan thanunga

Dimond : Sayangalam match irukku Flood lights venum…

MSB: Flood lights e than venuma, intha pantham ellam kolutha mudiyatha…

Dimond: ilinga Flood lights than venum…

MSB: Flood lights laam kudukrathu illa, round thoppi potavangaluku ellam kudukrathu ila,..

Dimond: !!!

MSB: ada po pa…

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